Iridescent Disco D*ck Paper Straws (16)

Slightly inappropriate? Maybe. Hilarious? Yes. Necessary? Absolutely! These paper straws, each topped with a tiny, iridescent d*ck are perfect for hen dos, birthdays, or any night that could use a little extra giggles. Supplied in a pack of 16.

*Blurred online, but trust us, they're there (see second and third image).